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by The Sorceror
Wed 20 Jul, 2011 21:14
Forum: Stock exchange
Topic: Laptop for sale
Replies: 22
Views: 1958

HardTop you should apologise to Marcus, not a great response to someone just trying to sell something Here endeth the Lesson according to DIY Moderator 33 Can't comment on Acers Errr - but you just did :puzzle: but next time it will be an Apple William Tell sees the light :!: Allelujah :roll:
by The Sorceror
Tue 21 Jun, 2011 16:48
Forum: The Beauty Parlour
Topic: Tax Disc Holder!
Replies: 6
Views: 1033

IMO, instead of spending £20 pay £1 for a Halfords value one, put the remaining £19 in the tank and go for a drive :D I say Steady on there chap £1 :!: Has one tried the street market? They have cheap ones for 50p and deluxe versions at 99p 1p of fuel could mean another 88 yards (@20p/mile) :roflmao:
by The Sorceror
Mon 20 Jun, 2011 17:24
Forum: Event/cruise aftermaths
Topic: Derbyshire cat and fiddle run 17th-19th June 2011
Replies: 8
Views: 2480

My Apprentice tells me that the current wait in casualty is:
  • 4 handbags
    3 pairs shoes
    Unlimited dresses :P
by The Sorceror
Mon 20 Jun, 2011 16:35
Forum: Event/cruise aftermaths
Topic: Derbyshire cat and fiddle run 17th-19th June 2011
Replies: 8
Views: 2480

Re: !

peterandjenny wrote:Gavin's first shot missed the cars and centered on Jenny's wide bodied pre facelift rear
:shock: One assumes a craven appetite for hospital food :dunce:
by The Sorceror
Sun 19 Jun, 2011 20:17
Forum: Z4 roadster and Z4 Coupe
Topic: Error
Replies: 16
Views: 3671

rgf wrote:Well rub it in why don't you! I am still in mourning :cry:
Has one considered afternoon massage instead?
by The Sorceror
Sun 19 Jun, 2011 20:12
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: digital clock
Replies: 10
Views: 902

Re: digital clock

Hard Top wrote:My digital clock went (as rgf would say) blue tits up yesterday, so I bought a new (second hand one)
Oh Dear :(
What rotten luck :cry:
Not only has your original time piece failed
You have been fobbed off with a cheap imitation :shock:
Digital Clocks do not have "second hands" :head:
by The Sorceror
Sun 19 Jun, 2011 16:34
Forum: Z4 roadster and Z4 Coupe
Topic: Error
Replies: 16
Views: 3671

rgf wrote:That's a full house I think!
So, is this the wrong forum?
If one does not possess a Z3, then a Z4 is perhaps the next best thing
I perceive this forum as entirely appropriate
by The Sorceror
Sun 19 Jun, 2011 16:18
Forum: Z4 roadster and Z4 Coupe
Topic: Error
Replies: 16
Views: 3671

rgf wrote:IPS. Does there need to be a forum for ex-zed-owning-interlopers, so that Aceman and I have somehere to play?
One could always try the RSPD
Royal Society for the |Preservation of Ducks
by The Sorceror
Wed 04 May, 2011 22:18
Forum: New to zroadster.net?
Topic: My first Z - great to find this group!
Replies: 22
Views: 2480

Alchemy Lives

seasurfer wrote:My My, you made it pretty easy for Julesy to find out about the cheeky ones, but there a few more :wink:
My Dearest SeaSurfer
Do you have a list of these would-be so-called "Cheeky Ones" :?:
Perhaps you may be so kind as to share it with rest of the lesser mortals ...
by The Sorceror
Sat 02 Apr, 2011 16:45
Forum: Site Announcements and Feedback
Topic: Sorry for the break in service
Replies: 19
Views: 4624

tom_sk wrote:Yes -I was absolutely gutted the site was down as I had a VERY IMPORTANT POST

Now it's back I will post later this evening as I've just been summoned to the dinner table!
One presumes therefore that it cannot have been SO important .....
by The Sorceror
Sat 02 Apr, 2011 16:44
Forum: Event/cruise aftermaths
Topic: Velvet Z Summer 2010 pics.
Replies: 16
Views: 3016

Re: Velvet Z Summer 2010 pics.

ABERTAWE Z wrote:
ABERTAWE Z wrote:Memories of summer 2010.
Ahhh - so they are all in the mind ...... :shrug
by The Sorceror
Sat 02 Apr, 2011 16:43
Forum: Let's talk
Topic: Usernames. Explain yourself!
Replies: 125
Views: 19123

z3steve wrote:I don't need to explain mine..... :|
How do you work that out John?
by The Sorceror
Sat 26 Feb, 2011 23:18
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Garmin EcoRouteHD - Few piccies :o)
Replies: 98
Views: 10513

TitanTim wrote:I'm hoping the mats will arrive for when the Zed comes out in 2 weeks
Does this mean that your Z is gay? :shock:
by The Sorceror
Tue 08 Feb, 2011 16:47
Forum: Let's talk
Topic: Who or What do you love more
Replies: 26
Views: 1686

Me
My Apprentic'
My Magic Carpet
by The Sorceror
Tue 08 Feb, 2011 16:36
Forum: Let's talk
Topic: is this an import?
Replies: 10
Views: 787

Jonttt wrote:I learned to drive in a car like that!
Out of interest, at which side did you sit ?
by The Sorceror
Tue 01 Feb, 2011 20:36
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: What to do about work colleagues who slag off your car?
Replies: 61
Views: 6159

Although it may be tempting, the use of physical violence in the work place cannot be condoned :nono
You could point out that he clearly knows nothing about cars - REAL hairdressers drive SLKs :flower:
by The Sorceror
Tue 01 Feb, 2011 20:34
Forum: New to zroadster.net?
Topic: Newbie wannabie
Replies: 39
Views: 3700

snoops wrote:Yay !! :D congrats on your purchase....

We like blue :wink: glad you found one with the top coat on :wink:

Looking forward to the piccies.
There is a specific problem with top coats

.......... you don't need them in Summer
by The Sorceror
Tue 01 Feb, 2011 20:29
Forum: The Gallery
Topic: the martian has landed...
Replies: 6
Views: 1144

Maurice
I am becoming seriously concerned about you.
Firstly it was sheep but is this really necessary?
maurice the martian shepherd wrote:I only came round to show you my crack
:shock:
by The Sorceror
Tue 01 Feb, 2011 17:55
Forum: Performance
Topic: Do I or dont I improve the performance???
Replies: 29
Views: 4464

Cozzy wrote:Does this mean from now on Titan Tim wants to be known as 'Bumble' :lol: :lol:
Image

Hear Ye !
Hear Ye !
Hear Ye !

Titan Tim (aka Mr TT) shall henceforth be known as Mr BumBle or Mr BB for short :D
by The Sorceror
Tue 01 Feb, 2011 17:43
Forum: M Roadster and M coupé
Topic: Full set of Z3M roadster alloys and tyres
Replies: 11
Views: 1870

Re: comms

Rory4711 wrote:Am having the greatest difficulty in establishing if my e-mails, via Outlook Express - which I trust, - get through
"Trust" and MickySoft are not generally considered associative :shock:
by The Sorceror
Tue 01 Feb, 2011 17:36
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: What to do about work colleagues who slag off your car?
Replies: 61
Views: 6159

clacedogg wrote: If he/she drives a P reg fiesta, it shows he/she knows nothing about cars, it's only a jealousy thing :-)
:puzzle:
but mooney wrote:B: He drives a P reg old Ford Fiesta...
That will be a he/he then :) :)
by The Sorceror
Thu 13 Jan, 2011 21:29
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: any pics of a z3 with mudflaps please
Replies: 18
Views: 3873

Were I to exercise my powers of alchemy
Ye shall all HAVE gold

Note to Supreme Master:
Forgive these people their foibles, their idiosyncrasies, their foolishness
But please, do not let them have CHROME mud flaps
by The Sorceror
Thu 13 Jan, 2011 21:24
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Driving Experience, which two would you drive
Replies: 24
Views: 3673

Do they have any Magic Carpets or Broomsticks?
by The Sorceror
Thu 13 Jan, 2011 21:19
Forum: New to zroadster.net?
Topic: Another Newbie!
Replies: 53
Views: 4798

Sorcerors Apprentic wrote:Wonder away chaps, its good for the grey cells. :D
Now now Benjamin
I have told you before
If you wish to progress to potions and spells
You must learn to be NICE to people - especially the noobies
(even if they are fussy about badges)
by The Sorceror
Sun 09 Jan, 2011 23:14
Forum: New to zroadster.net?
Topic: A hurried introduction!
Replies: 46
Views: 5236

devboy wrote:... anyone know of anyone with a spare Uncle Albert or a secondhand one for sale?
DelBoy
I have a Prince Albert
Might it be of any use?
by The Sorceror
Sun 09 Jan, 2011 21:43
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: I really am stupid......
Replies: 27
Views: 2257

Sorry for laughing but mine has gone horizontally and vertically in the last month as well. As for price it looks like the real ones are all around £200 now, if you want to see if you can get a deal on buying 2 let me know as going to get mine bought in the next month or so. jontymo Hang on ..........
by The Sorceror
Fri 07 Jan, 2011 08:35
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Grill Bling!!!
Replies: 42
Views: 2592

TitanTim wrote:This is a grille badge....... :D
Spelling:

This is a girlie badge :shock:
by The Sorceror
Thu 06 Jan, 2011 20:06
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Exhaust tips
Replies: 18
Views: 1010

seasurfer wrote:But surely it depends on the profit margin :D
Is this a discussion about price ?
by The Sorceror
Thu 06 Jan, 2011 19:46
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Exhaust tips
Replies: 18
Views: 1010

One must be careful advertising services for a commission .... :roll:
by The Sorceror
Thu 06 Jan, 2011 19:44
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Grill Bling!!!
Replies: 42
Views: 2592

Zedona wrote:Seeking permission to put a 1950s AA badge on my Zed's grill, as I don't want to upset any one on here. :roll:
Alcoholics Anonymous doesn't allow advertising membership
A case of French wine or beer in the boot would more appropriate and much more subtle :wink:
by The Sorceror
Fri 31 Dec, 2010 17:04
Forum: The Gallery
Topic: Blowing of the cobwebs.
Replies: 7
Views: 1717

TitanTim wrote:Nice pics, but what is the colour?
My crystal ball says "Orinoco Metallic"
by The Sorceror
Mon 27 Dec, 2010 09:39
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: What temperatures are dangerous for the softtop rear window?
Replies: 14
Views: 1267

Ekhangell wrote:... expose yourself to the wrath of your wives if they found out the hair dryer is missing...
Just tell them that it is really a hair dresser's car
The hair dryer then becomes an essential OEM accessory :shock:
by The Sorceror
Mon 27 Dec, 2010 09:37
Forum: Let's talk
Topic: Christmas Present Swop
Replies: 14
Views: 1102

Sorcerors Apprentic wrote:I reckon that seasufer baked her cake with ingredients supplied by The Sorceror. 8-)
This is NOT true
The only thing I supplied was encouragement :P
by The Sorceror
Sun 26 Dec, 2010 23:17
Forum: Let's talk
Topic: Christmas Present Swop
Replies: 14
Views: 1102

swamper wrote:one dog..................unused !
Does that mean it has not been dogging?
by The Sorceror
Sat 25 Dec, 2010 10:57
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Parked next to a Z4.....................
Replies: 40
Views: 2926

Sorcerors Apprentic wrote: I was hoping to get one of those in my Christmas stockings
I did not know you wore stockings :shock:
by The Sorceror
Fri 24 Dec, 2010 13:53
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Parked next to a Z4.....................
Replies: 40
Views: 2926

TitanTim wrote: Oh I feel a little deflated now

If you rear end is feeling deflated, try a butt plug
by The Sorceror
Fri 24 Dec, 2010 11:14
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Parked next to a Z4.....................
Replies: 40
Views: 2926

seasurfer wrote:No it wont, i much prefer my rear to yours Timothy :D
So do I :twisted:
by The Sorceror
Wed 22 Dec, 2010 21:22
Forum: Let's talk
Topic: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL - and THANKYOU
Replies: 38
Views: 3554

seasurfer wrote:What is everyone up to over the holiday?
I think me and the coven may head over to Walney for some of that delicious looking cake ...... :pirate:
by The Sorceror
Mon 20 Dec, 2010 21:35
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Well, Z3's dont seem to like the snow...
Replies: 110
Views: 8706

your crystal ball must be a little cloudy Saucerererererererer My crystal ball is covered in ice and I dare not place it too near the cauldron fire .... 16th Jan is in my diary Gill, wot you up to on there? or do we have to wait? Let me give you a clue. Seasurfer wrote idiots up the back of me, a l...
by The Sorceror
Mon 20 Dec, 2010 19:24
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Well, Z3's dont seem to like the snow...
Replies: 110
Views: 8706

seasurfer wrote:Just checked with the director and its 16 jan - yahooooooooooooo
That is what you get from Yahoo...
My calendar says it is December 20th :roll:

Did you mean perhaps the program will be broadcast at 6:00pm on Jan 16th?
by The Sorceror
Sun 19 Dec, 2010 23:29
Forum: Let's talk
Topic: Anyone wash their car today :o)
Replies: 13
Views: 1255

TitanTim wrote:Try asking your local carpet warehouse if they have a 75yd offcut :lol: Thats what I did
Would that be shag pile or super twist sir? :oops:
by The Sorceror
Sun 19 Dec, 2010 20:58
Forum: Let's talk
Topic: Anyone wash their car today :o)
Replies: 13
Views: 1255

Re: Anyone wash their car today :o)

TitanTim wrote:There must be a way of washing in such temperatures, can usually get away with it at at minus 1
I've had no problem showering as usual .... :twisted:
by The Sorceror
Wed 08 Dec, 2010 23:29
Forum: New to zroadster.net?
Topic: Newbie - Finally purchased my 1st Z3 - PIC UP
Replies: 24
Views: 2717

seasurfer wrote:Even more reason to get a new one, with a shorter name !! :D
Thank fo th advic Gil / Seasurfe :twisted:
by The Sorceror
Wed 08 Dec, 2010 23:06
Forum: New to zroadster.net?
Topic: Newbie - Finally purchased my 1st Z3 - PIC UP
Replies: 24
Views: 2717

seasurfer wrote:You need an ''Apprentic'' who can spell :D
I think you will find that he can spell, but the forum will not allow sufficien character fo hi t complet hi nam :head:
by The Sorceror
Wed 08 Dec, 2010 22:54
Forum: Z3 roadster
Topic: Electric Window....struggling
Replies: 7
Views: 1099

Re: Sticky Windows

motco wrote:
Gazhyde wrote:
Bod wrote:a bit of WD40 on the moving bits, then silicon oil down the runners
Wonder if that technique would work on me?? :D
Yes, if you want to prevent stiffness. :P
Is this some kind of antidote to Viagra?
by The Sorceror
Wed 08 Dec, 2010 22:52
Forum: New to zroadster.net?
Topic: Newbie - Finally purchased my 1st Z3 - PIC UP
Replies: 24
Views: 2717

Jamezee wrote:A great choice I must say :) Its the best thing i ever bought :) Welcome
The best thing I ever got was an Apprentic :shock:
by The Sorceror
Wed 08 Dec, 2010 22:49
Forum: Let's talk
Topic: Aaaaaaaaaaargh. Been crashed into
Replies: 14
Views: 1948

seasurfer wrote:I was driving to work this morning in -10 and patches of black ice and idiots up the back of me, a line of them, chomping at the bit to ...............
CENSORED :!:
by The Sorceror
Fri 03 Dec, 2010 21:05
Forum: M Roadster and M coupé
Topic: warm for winter
Replies: 8
Views: 1371

Re: warm for winter

TitanTim wrote:I'm going to order some Autosocks this weekend
What you really mean is:
I'm going to order some Autosocks to keep my big shiny knob warm
:shock:
by The Sorceror
Thu 25 Nov, 2010 22:08
Forum: Performance
Topic: xmass came early
Replies: 11
Views: 1445

swamper wrote:iv now got an itch :lol:
Have you tried Canestan :?:
by The Sorceror
Thu 18 Nov, 2010 08:14
Forum: The Beauty Parlour
Topic: Chrome side grilles ?????
Replies: 50
Views: 6118

this shroud read " addenda " :twisted: Like the way you point out a mistake...... we "shroud" all take a leaf out of your book :dunce: :roflmao: :head: :head: :head: Thank you gookah . Remind me to either sack my "apprentic" (sic), or send her on a proof reading course...

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