Who or What do you love more

billz · Post by **billz** » Mon 07 Feb, 2011 19:06

My wife of many years (kim) has just said to me "i sometimes wonder if you love the car more than me". after buying a new Bra for the zed. The car belongs to her (officially)

So i told her no i didnt (fingers crossed behind back), i loved her more as if she left then she would take the car with her and i would then have to come to an arrangement to buy it off her, so she said "you could always have custody at the weekends

So who or what do you love more your cars or her indoors

bill

Jonttt · Post by **Jonttt** » Mon 07 Feb, 2011 19:56

I cannot answer that question on the grounds that it may be used as evidence against me

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 07 Feb, 2011 19:58

If I bought a Bra for the Zed my other half would be mortified it wasn't for her

Tim.

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Mon 07 Feb, 2011 20:39

Jonttt wrote:I cannot answer that question on the grounds that it may be used as evidence against me

you did just answer, indirectly

GazHyde · Post by **GazHyde** » Mon 07 Feb, 2011 23:26

My kids then my cars! Simples...

GazHyde · Post by **GazHyde** » Mon 07 Feb, 2011 23:27

TitanTim wrote:If I bought a Bra for the Zed my other half would be mortified it wasn't for her

Tim.

If the kind of Bra your thinking of, fitted your other half, then let her have it!

Jamezee · Post by **Jamezee** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 02:33

Mrs Jamezee, my liddle puddy tats and then the Zed

swamper · Post by **swamper** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 16:32

who do i love more...........?..............it depends on if its sunny or not

The Sorceror · Post by **The Sorceror** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 16:47

Me
My Apprentic'
My Magic Carpet

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 17:06

Who do i love more ....................... depends which side of the bed i get out of

GazHyde · Post by **GazHyde** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 17:07

seasurfer wrote:Who do i love more ....................... depends which side of the bed i get out of

Lets say you got out of the left side today...

Devon Z · Post by **Devon Z** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 18:44

The wife knows where she stands....somewhere between my Dell Mini and my Itouch, only jokin dear

, but in answer to the question, my dog's

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 20:08

Gazhyde wrote:
seasurfer wrote:Who do i love more ....................... depends which side of the bed i get out of
Lets say you got out of the left side today...

Then, im happy today, so love everyone

even silver zeds too

TrickyZ1 · Post by **TrickyZ1** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 20:15

An ex-girlfriend of mine once suggested I sell the Z1 so I could buy her a Range Rover, so I politely ended the relationship with her

Does that answer the question?

Titan · Post by **Titan** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 20:21

seasurfer wrote:
Gazhyde wrote:
seasurfer wrote:....................... depends which side of the bed i get out of
Lets say you got out of the left side today...
Then, im happy today, so love everyone even silver zeds too

So if you get out of the left side of the bad you're happy
That implies that the right side of the bed is the wrong side
I think this is a ploy so that you can claim the prerogative to be right and wrong at the same time...

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 20:24

Ahhh, someone who understands me - Simples

Titan · Post by **Titan** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 20:34

seasurfer wrote:Ahhh, someone who understands me - Simples

Oy - Who are you callin' Simples ?

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 20:37

Anyone who says they understand me

Titan · Post by **Titan** » Tue 08 Feb, 2011 21:07

seasurfer wrote:Anyone who says they understand me

Are you sure you weren't merely being catty

clacedogg · Post by **clacedogg** » Wed 09 Feb, 2011 08:47

My missus said to me this morning it's either the zed and the forum or her...

So this is my last post....

About me having a missus

Chris

marcusplowman · Post by **marcusplowman** » Wed 09 Feb, 2011 09:39

Devon Z wrote:The wife knows where she stands....somewhere between...

the sink and the cooker???

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Thu 10 Feb, 2011 19:41

clacedogg wrote:My missus said to me this morning it's either the zed and the forum or her...

So this is my last post....

About me having a missus

Chris

Sorcerors Apprentice · Post by **Sorcerors Apprentice** » Thu 10 Feb, 2011 23:06

Me, myself, and I.

Will the real slim shady please stand up

Badman gee · Post by **Badman gee** » Thu 10 Feb, 2011 23:48

M first and girlfriend a close second!!!!!

Z3cade · Post by **Z3cade** » Fri 11 Feb, 2011 00:35

Of course the misses ( i have to say that or i`ll have no go`nads left in the morning.... ) But when i get an M// things may change

or just stay the same....

gookah · Post by **gookah** » Fri 11 Feb, 2011 09:24

As if there is a choice...
When I look into those two big twinkling eyes, the cute little ears, that perfect body, and pert bum.....

I must get that connection for the angels fixed....

Mr Silver · Post by **Mr Silver** » Fri 11 Feb, 2011 11:46

Sorry... missing something here! Is there something else then..?