SUNday morning

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 09:56

Well the weather is absolutely splendid...the temp is around 18C...the skies are clear, and the sun is comfortably warm...

On my way out of town...

The "berg" on the horizon with the Hartebeesport dam at the bottom right...

A brief stop / photo opportunity....

Then back on my way down to the village...

Another tough day in South Africa...but someone's got to do it...

miller1098 · Post by **miller1098** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 10:22

So much envy right now!well jell

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 10:29

...and for those of you that may be puzzled, the black thing on the ground which appears attached to my car is called a shadow...it's a phenomena which occurs as a result of bright sunlight....

Del · Post by **Del** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 10:43

Oh well - I've got a bottle of South African wine with Sunday lunch today so I can close my eyes and pretend I'm in the warm sunshine.

Fender2004 · Post by **Fender2004** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 11:04

We can but dream

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 11:17

...and this is what women look like here on sundays.....

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 19:25

SB, for your information I had my lunch on the terrace today in shirt sleeves, and after the coffee I stretched out with our cat Billy on my lap and dozed in the sun. Then, still in warm sun, I cleaned Zelda's leather seats and applied leather balm, which they soaked up like blotting paper.
So, HAH. I for one am not the slightest bit envious. Also, how did you get that photograph of my wife ?????

Badman gee · Post by **Badman gee** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 19:30

Don't worry about the photo, he's been taking your wife out for dinner!

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 19:43

Hi Bonzo....I'm really pleased you have had one day of sunshine this year....maybe you'll have another one before the summer rain arrives....and as for the pic of your wife, would you like to see some of our kids....

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 19:54

Sorry, I should have said my first wife.I divorced her when she told me she was H.I.V. positive! Hurray for condoms.

Badman gee · Post by **Badman gee** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 19:55

Southernboy wrote:Hi Bonzo....I'm really pleased you have had one day of sunshine this year....maybe you'll have another one before the summer rain arrives....and as for the pic of your wife, would you like to see some of our kids....

I'd like to see her in the shower.

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 20:32

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh im so jealous ------------------------------------ of your projector lights

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 20:42

Hi SS... Nothing like a bit of jealousy to get the head spinning...

Those projector lights make such a difference to night time driving...as you may know, the lights on the Z3 are not the greatest on the low beam setting without the help of street lighting. These projector lights make a huge difference, plus I recently fitted the Phillips Diamond Vision bulbs which have also made visibility heaps clearer...

Ah Bonzo...she told me you had HIV..and that you had to wear condoms for the rest of your life...

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 23:05

As the Irishman said, when asked why he wore 2 condoms, "To be sure to be sure!"

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Sun 14 Apr, 2013 23:12

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Ah Bonzo...she told me you had HIV..and that you had to wear condoms for the rest of your life...

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And you believed her?

Well, I guess you have to now!

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Mon 15 Apr, 2013 06:24

seasurfer wrote:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh im so jealous ------------------------------------ of your projector lights

SS Are you talking about the young lady in the photograph?

Cheers m'dear

Bonzo

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Tue 16 Apr, 2013 12:35

Bonzo, get your mind out of the gutter

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Tue 16 Apr, 2013 12:38

"...ouch!!!"

have you any skin left Bonzo?...

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Tue 16 Apr, 2013 19:19

Think he has run away

Badman gee · Post by **Badman gee** » Tue 16 Apr, 2013 19:21

seasurfer wrote:Bonzo, get your mind out of the gutter

dont

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Tue 16 Apr, 2013 23:08

Southernboy wrote:"...ouch!!!"
have you any skin left Bonzo?...

Whereabouts?

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 05:04

Chapter 2

, in which:- "Bonzo Makes a Comeback" ...having taken some dubious encouragement from The Badman, Bonzo makes a suggestion of having enjoyed what was originally a medical process, but which this time has been inflicted by indulgent means...Double "Ouch"

This member needs some expensive medical treatment....

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 17:34

I do? Oh well,I have BUPA cover and their nurses uniforms are lovely, crisp and white. And their stockings black.

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 17:40

....Got any pics f you in the uniform then?...

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 17:53

SB, How can you be so rude! Go and wash your mouth out with soap. And no you can't, uniform or not!

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 18:30

ooops! it's meant to say "pics of you..." not f you............

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 18:40

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 18:44

Too late to wriggle out of it now SB. We all know what you meant! Who would have thought it? I guess you never can tell!

B.A.T.W. Bonzo.

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 19:01

Good hob he isnt in zedding distance then

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 19:05

...Bonzo, your reply was just so funny...had me literally in stitches....Still want to see a pic of you in your fav uniform...with the black tights...

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 20:01

For a dare I actually went to work once wearing suspenders and stockings, going up to London on the train with my wife. It was fine for a while, but then she whispered in my ear that the suspender buttons were showing through my trousers and that the guy opposite was giving me a funny look. I quickly put the newspaper on my lap.

Much hilarity at work later.

Bonzo.

Badman gee · Post by **Badman gee** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 20:02

Bonzo wrote:For a dare I actually went to work once wearing suspenders and stockings, going up to London on the train with my wife. It was fine for a while, but then she whispered in my ear that the suspender buttons were showing through my trousers and that the guy opposite was giving me a funny look. I quickly put the newspaper on my lap. Much hilarity at work later.

Bonzo.

Like the feel if a ladies panties do we?

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 20:08

.....depends if she's wearing them at the time or not...

Badman gee · Post by **Badman gee** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 20:09

Southernboy wrote:.....depends if she's wearing them at the time or not...

I have had a fetish in the past with women's knickers.

Can you guess what it is?

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 20:26

.....I'd prefer not to outrage my sensibilities by even considering the spectrum of such a question...but at a guess, I'd say it probably comes right after your issues with the girls bicycle shed....

Badman gee · Post by **Badman gee** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 20:27

Southernboy wrote:.....I'd prefer not to outrage my sensibilities by even considering the spectrum of such a question...but at a guess, I'd say it probably comes right after your issues with the girls bicycle shed....

Oh yes

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 20:30

...nosy little effer, aren't you....

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 21:11

I must be on the wrong thread here, i thought it was called SUNday morning

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 21:14

Southernboy wrote:.....depends if she's wearing them at the time or not...

Not for long

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Wed 17 Apr, 2013 21:19

seasurfer wrote:I must be on the wrong thread here, i thought it was called SUNday morning

Yes, Come rain or shine!

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Thu 18 Apr, 2013 12:05

Bonzo, do you need some help ?

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Thu 18 Apr, 2013 12:19

I don't think so, I've never had any complaints up to date.

Thanks for your concern though SS.

Bonzo.

Z3cade · Post by **Z3cade** » Thu 18 Apr, 2013 12:28

Nice pics SB..

But nobody likes a smug 'bar steward'...

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Thu 18 Apr, 2013 12:35

Is that a note of seething envy I detect...

If it's any consolation, the weather is very grey, windy and boring today...but then it's a work day, so can't complain too much I guess.

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Thu 18 Apr, 2013 20:03

We too have sun here sometimes - had a great drive out today

maurice the martian · Post by **maurice the martian** » Thu 18 Apr, 2013 20:24

seasurfer wrote:We too have sun here sometimes - had a great drive out today

Great pic Gill. And the Zed looks great.
Moz

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seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Thu 18 Apr, 2013 20:28

Thanks Mozza, i know you knew her very well before she came to live with me

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Thu 18 Apr, 2013 20:30

Dont know why the photo chops her nose off, the original photo is perfect

will try and resize and see if that makes a difference. Back soonish.

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Thu 18 Apr, 2013 20:36

Thats better

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Fri 19 Apr, 2013 05:43

Nice area to drive in SS...and your car looks extremely clean...tyres polished etc. And it even casts a shadow...must be some professional lighting the photographer used...or is that real sunshine??

In fact...yesterday was grey and dreary...and today is wet, grey, cold and very dreary...