Maurice The Martians Salou Test Drive!

TaffZee · Post by **TaffZee** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 15:45

Mozza's Test Drive:

After an evening meal With John, Tracy, Maurice, Andrea Me & Lena in Salou, we all decided to go for a stroll down the promenade.

When we came upon some funny looking kiddies rides on the pavement.
A coment was made to Mozza that perhaps he should part exchange his Z4 for one..Mozza commented that he would as long as the cash settlment wasnt to much.
Jon then challenged Mozza to get in one,

the challenge was on.

With a great deal of pushing and shoving, Mozza eventually managed to get himself into the tiny cabin, Jon walked over to the ride, and I saw a smile spread across his face, and his hand diving for his pocket.
Mozza's leg was still sticking out from the ride and Jon gave it a kick and told him him to "get it inside", Mozza did, and I heard a clink clink as Jon stuck 2 Euro into the slot.
I dont think anyone expected the ride to do anything, but with a buzz and a straining electic motor sound the machine took off along the pavement.

Bye this time a large gathering of passers bye had stopped to watch Mozza on his test drive,
The rest of the gang were doubled over laughing along with the watching crowd.

After a minute of watching Mozza drive the little machine around and around I could hardly breath with laughing when I noticed that an Angry looking Spaniard had emerged from a nearby shop and was almost running toward Mozza shouting "TOO BIG"" TOO BIG" over and over again..

To our shame me and Jon (Both of us were still doubled up laughing with tears streaming down our faces) decided at this point to beat a retreat through the crowds of onlookers, leaving the three women to defend Mozza from his irrate attacker, (but we still managed to get a good view of the upcoming battle.)

What we didn't know was that no controls were in the machine except for a steering wheel, no stop start, you just put the money in and off it went.

The Spaniard had now reached Mozza and was screaming "GET OUT""GET OUT" as the machine continued to go around and around, Mozza's leg emerged from the doorway and I heard Mozza shout "I cant get out it wont Bloody stop" The spaniard produced a screwdriver from his Bum Bag and following Mozza as he sped along the pavement (it was doing at least 3mph) managed to unscrew a panel to the rear of the machine and eventually stop the ride, Mozza with some difficulty managed to extract himself from the machine.

The Spaniard then let rip into Mozza pointing at a sign that said Children Only, and shouting "TO BIG CHILDREN ONLY" I then heard Mozza say:

"You Stopped My Ride! Can I Have The Two Euros Back Please"

Here are the photo's

And here comes the angry Spaniard...

Malcolm E Zed · Post by **Malcolm E Zed** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 16:04

Quite literaly PMSL.

This could only happen to Maurice.

jontymo · Post by **jontymo** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 16:34

It still creases me up thinking about!!!!!

What a classic moment

macca · Post by **macca** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 16:48

Did he get a ticket?...lol

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 16:49

Gill

swamper · Post by **swamper** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 17:15

so gutted i missed that..........pmsl

zedwheels · Post by **zedwheels** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 17:44

He's not right in the head is he.

aceman · Post by **aceman** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 17:48

I can just see all you lot rolling around on the floor in hysterics. Thanks for sharing that with us all.

Maurice you are a true legend

billz · Post by **billz** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 17:57

Can only happen to mozza, mind i thought it suited him down to the ground. Did mozza get in cos you 2 are well em too f-- meant big

bill

Daz3 · Post by **Daz3** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 18:03

That looks like fun great post made me have a chuckle a true legend

jontymo · Post by **jontymo** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 18:09

billz wrote:Can only happen to mozza, mind i thought it suited him down to the ground. Did mozza get in cos you 2 are well em too f-- meant big
bill

Your not wrong Bill

If you look at the piccy side on you can see mozzas foot sticking out and his right foot at an odd angle.

I have to say it was the moment he got in and i noticed it rock slightly that i thought whats going on here

so walked round to find the slot for €2 and luckily had some € on me.
Never dreamt it would drive off!!!!!!
I remember absolutely crying with laughter and Jim holding his chest saying he was having a heart attack

maurice the martian · Post by **maurice the martian** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 18:44

You set of tw-ts, you left me to that Spaniard,

Pity Wayne didnt come that night ,or the race would have been on

TaffZee · Post by **TaffZee** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 18:55

billz wrote:Can only happen to mozza, mind i thought it suited him down to the ground. Did mozza get in cos you 2 are well em too f-- meant big
bill

Oiii bit harsh

But your right Bill I wouldnt have fitted even if you melted me down and poured me in

swamper · Post by **swamper** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 18:55

your right there mozza

billz · Post by **billz** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 19:34

Did you get your money back seeing as he kicked you off.

bill

rgf · Post by **rgf** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 20:48

Excellent! Nice write up Taffzee.
Not sure about the colour though.

Jamezee · Post by **Jamezee** » Sat 02 Jul, 2011 22:05

Absolutely brilliant

and asking for the refund