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So he doesnt like Bikes or Learner drivers!
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Wat the....?!??! :P

He he he
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and has super glass fitted to their car....

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No, just rubber truncheon!!! :P
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crazy dude :shock: :shock:
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OMG :shock:

Looks like the Police could do with adding glass hammers to their kit :roll:
What are the odds he got off with community service or worse still he sued the Police for victimisation cos e woz wearin d'hoody :head:

SCUM! SCUM! SCUM! :twisted:
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calbens wrote:OMG :shock:

Looks like the Police could do with adding glass hammers to their kit :roll:
What are the odds he got off with community service or worse still he sued the Police for victimisation cos e woz wearin d'hoody :head:

SCUM! SCUM! SCUM! :twisted:
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I see a £80 fixed penalty coming someone's way...

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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If that had been in the States, that nutter would have had a bullet hole in his head.

Over here..... 12 month driving ban? :roll:

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Post by RobBruce »

:head:

Unbelievable.

First, that bike should NEVER have been that close to a pursuit - and now you see why :roll:

And you'll never put a car window in like that! You gotta use the end :wink:
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calbens wrote:Looks like the Police could do with adding glass hammers to their kit :roll:
:roflmao:

But surely they'd just shatter when they hit something????

:lol:

Becky's turning into our very own David Coleman!
I think we need to start a thread called CALBENSBALLS....
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Post by Gazza »

RobBruce wrote::head:

Unbelievable.

First, that bike should NEVER have been that close to a pursuit - and now you see why :roll:

And you'll never put a car window in like that! You gotta use the end :wink:
Much better going in with the end first :wink:
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Alfie wrote:
calbens wrote:Looks like the Police could do with adding glass hammers to their kit :roll:
:roflmao:

But surely they'd just shatter when they hit something????

:lol:

Becky's turning into our very own David Coleman!
I think we need to start a thread called CALBENSBALLS....
:D
Alfie you've never been the same since Becks sent you your handbag have you?

It's a shame you're not coming on the'Learn to Cruise Day'....... oh what fun we could have :wink: Are you sure you can't pull out of your other commitment at the last minute :wink:
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Alfie wrote:
calbens wrote:Looks like the Police could do with adding glass hammers to their kit :roll:
:roflmao:

But surely they'd just shatter when they hit something????

:lol:

Becky's turning into our very own David Coleman!
I think we need to start a thread called CALBENSBALLS....
:D

But Alfie I haven't got any balls :shock: but it sounds good so I'll go along with that :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Who's David Coleman? :dunce:
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calbens wrote:Who's David Coleman? :dunce:
Noooo..... :shock:

David Coleman was a very famous sports commentator for many years who gained a reputation for saying silly things, long before Murray Walker.

Private Eye started a column quoting famous people saying silly things, which led to a series of books, all titled 'Colemanballs'....

Excuse the spelling of the famous runner's name, but as he left the pack for the finish line, Coleman proclaims:

".....and Huantorina opens his legs and shows his class....."

And a snooker one from memory:

"And for those watching in black and white, the brown is the one next to the pink....."

So you can see the 'glass hammer' suggestion fits quite well....
:D

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Alfie wrote:
calbens wrote:Who's David Coleman? :dunce:
Noooo..... :shock:

David Coleman was a very famous sports commentator for many years who gained a reputation for saying silly things, long before Murray Walker.

Private Eye started a column quoting famous people saying silly things, which led to a series of books, all titled 'Colemanballs'....

Excuse the spelling of the famous runner's name, but as he left the pack for the finish line, Coleman proclaims:

".....and Huantorina opens his legs and shows his class....."

And a snooker one from memory:

"And for those watching in black and white, the brown is the one next to the pink....."

So you can see the 'glass hammer' suggestion fits quite well....
:D

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I know who your talking about now.......... :dunce:


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Post by Gazza »

calbens wrote:
I know who your talking about now.......... :dunce:


Note to self: Think about what I'm trying to say before posting :oops:
Dont you dare, it's what makes peoples character
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Post by calbens »

Gazza your a sweetie :wink: unlike that mean, nasty, old Alfie :evil: and I thought he was my friend :bawl:


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calbens wrote:Gazza your a sweetie :wink: unlike that mean, nasty, old Alfie :evil: and I thought he was my friend :bawl:


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Careful..........flattery will get you everywhere
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calbens wrote:.....mean, nasty, old Alfie.......
Yeah, right.

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Alfie wrote:
calbens wrote:.....mean, nasty, old Alfie.......
Yeah, right.

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