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X5 ROAD KING · Post by **X5 ROAD KING** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 12:46

Hi, I'm from Swindon and the name is Steve.

I own an X5, affectionately known as Goliath. I've owned 3 and 5's before, but nothing clears the road infront of you quicker than an X5. With 2 tonnes of BMW steel bearing down on you, wouldn't you get out of the way?

Being a man's man I don't own one of the Z series of motor cars, but I'm currently on the lookout for one for the little lady for her part time mobile dog grooming business. I'm hoping to be able to use the knowledge base here to help me find the right roadster for her.

stu · Post by **stu** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 13:15

Can anyone help Road King?

Don't think I can.

Didn't know that dogs could use t'internet either

but there's a few dodgy geezers who've got PC's in their cars.

Gazza · Post by **Gazza** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 13:24

Why not get the little lady a white van and you can drive that as well.

John Boy · Post by **John Boy** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 13:30

There at least one Z3 for sale on the forum at the moment.
Don't know anything about Dogs using PCs in Zeds though.

stu · Post by **stu** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 13:33

John Boy, type 'Grooming' in Google

and you get things like this

"Edited"

Geddit? Bloody fairys

John Boy · Post by **John Boy** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 14:39

stu wrote:John Boy, type 'Grooming' in Google

and you get things like this

"Edited"

Stu, there is just no comment (on a public forum) to that.

stu wrote:Bloody Fairys

You'll give peolple the wrong idea about me!

spokey · Post by **spokey** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 15:52

John Boy wrote:
stu wrote:John Boy, type 'Grooming' in Google

and you get things like this

"Edited"
Stu, there is just no comment (on a public forum) to that.

stu wrote:Bloody Fairys
You'll give peolple the wrong idea about me!

I think it's a gross slur on wand wavers, myself!

Dav · Post by **Dav** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 16:09

X5 ROAD KING wrote:. With 2 tonnes of BMW steel bearing down on you, wouldn't you get out of the way?

I would if the person driving it couldn't spell the name of their home town.
Swinon, yeah right.

Dave L

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 16:32

Reminds me, there's a dog groomer in Salisbury with the reg plate K9 WUF. Always makes me smile.

spokey · Post by **spokey** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 18:38

Is it me, or is there a lot of Christmas cheer doing the rounds?

Devon Z · Post by **Devon Z** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 18:42

X5 ROAD KING wrote:Hi, I'm from Swindon and the name is Steve.

I own an X5, affectionately known as Goliath. I've owned 3 and 5's before, but nothing clears the road infront of you quicker than an X5. With 2 tonnes of BMW steel bearing down on you, wouldn't you get out of the way?

It just proves what I always thought about people who drive those things

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Carlo_Trentini · Post by **Carlo_Trentini** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 19:01

Is he for real ? ... I Think not .

tags · Post by **tags** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 19:02

I am not quite sure he understands what a Z is? Imagine, running any kind of business from one, but a dog grooming business

I suppose somebodies got to provide the jokes.

Tags

Mr Tim · Post by **Mr Tim** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 22:42

X5 road king you know were to park your chelsea tractor

get yourself a mans car HELLO!! that a be a ZED then

Mr Tim

Carlo_Trentini · Post by **Carlo_Trentini** » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 22:44

Don't bite people, he's obviously some kind of time time waster

paulg · Post by **paulg** » Thu 29 Dec, 2005 17:12

X5 a man's car? I thought only mums drove those to the local school and back.

Jules75 · Post by **Jules75** » Thu 29 Dec, 2005 20:16

One word - TROLL.

zroadster.net

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