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:D up for grabs is 1 black plastic tyre valve dust cover :D :wink: to the winner .......

now lets have some fun ......
the judges will be a mix of distinguished members and some not so :lol: (not picked them yet )
closing date has not been decided yet (just keep the captions coming)
rules are simple : they dont have be Z related , anything goes :shock:
let the fun begin......(if this is sucsesfull i may do more 8-) )
now here comes the picture you have to think up an original (funny also works) caption .good luck
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mmmmm, Let me see, do I want rare, medium or well done?
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Does my nose look wet enough?
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I thought I was the beach bum around here.
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"all buns and no sausages again!"

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Now that really is some pedigree, chums.
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Squats with ABS.....
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Pistol968 wrote:I thought I was the beach bum around here.

This is my favourite - so far! :lol:
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The photograhper has definitely taken the woof with the smooth :)
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Typical, you pick a nice position on the beach with a great view of the sea and then some arseholes come along and spoil it.
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Doggie style ?
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It was crufts or the beach...........
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"Wish me luck guy's, here goes, worlds first test of Lynx for Dogs"
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Toony wrote:"Wish me luck guy's, here goes, worlds first test of Lynx for Dogs"
Toony - are you a greengrocer, by any chance?
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Jeez, how any photos is this guy going to take of me?
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100GRA wrote:
Toony wrote:"Wish me luck guy's, here goes, worlds first test of Lynx for Dogs"
Toony - are you a greengrocer, by any chance?
Hi GRA100 - that's an unusual question ! - no, i've spent all my working life in the automotive industry (camshafts and tappets rather than cucumbers and sprouts). What prompts the question mate ? :D

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100GRA wrote:Toony - are you a greengrocer, by any chance?
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Toony wrote:Hi GRA100 - that's an unusual question ! ............What prompts the question mate ? :D
You've obviously never heard of the grocer's apostropheToony

As for the caption competition, it doesn't need one if the dog's tongue can be photo-shopped into a drool :wink:
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Titan wrote:
100GRA wrote:Toony - are you a greengrocer, by any chance?
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Toony wrote:Hi GRA100 - that's an unusual question ! ............What prompts the question mate ? :D
You've obviously never heard of the grocer's apostropheToony

As for the caption competition, it doesn't need one if the dog's tongue can be photo-shopped into a drool :wink:
PHOTOSHOP entry's are welcome ......... just dont ruin the background 8-)
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Hey fellas, have you seen these bitches?
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Bonzo- "Hey fellas, have you seen these bitches?" Love it.

I was going to put something like- I've just run five miles after hearing someone say there were some hot bitches on the beach! but thought this might come across a little un PC so I'm glad you blazed the trail...
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Came here looking for somewhere to bury my bone !
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another typical day at the beach- all skin and boner.


This thread is rapidly going down hill......
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