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owning a 2 seater roadster will your penis get smaller or bigger :oops: :rtm:
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Brian H
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PCSAM wrote:owning a 2 seater roadster will your penis get smaller or bigger :oops: :rtm:
Dude, I think you have had too many sherbets :D
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Robert T
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The zed has a good heater, so it will always be 10 inches. :wink:

Driving a modified classic roadster means you have big balls (or brown trousers).

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There's some random threads on here tonight :lol:

Your penis gets no bigger or smaller... It just remains small and the Zed is just an extension.. Long nosed one :D
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Lots of bored folk with time on their hands around here tonight. I'm off to get the curry! :D
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Bonzo wrote:Lots of bored folk with time on their hands around here tonight. I'm off to get the curry! :D
Too much time and too much booze.
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Zedonist wrote:Had beer and curry, on wine now.........mine is big naturally........
Booze talking then.
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You can't beat a good curry on a Friday night. Followed by a bowl of prunes for dessert.
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I must be on the wrong forum :D how did this come in to your head, do you have a complex :shock: :D
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Robert T wrote:The zed has a good heater, so it will always be 10 inches. :wink:

Driving a modified classic roadster means you have big balls (or brown trousers).

Cheers R.

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so if you have faulty thermostat your in the tiny dick club :shock:
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I think you are all drunk tonight, or at least i hope you are :D :D
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At least you can still spell :D at the moment.
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Now here's someone that has something really small......this is a fine example of the 1/2 pint head wearing a 10 gallon hat....
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......and some people still insist that size doesn't matter... :D
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Believe me Size does matter :D
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my 2.8 goes faster quicker than my 1.9 :D
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SHOE SIZE 10.5.... :D
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Southernboy wrote:SHOE SIZE 10.5.... :D
damnit :( :(

shoe size = 8
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dallantan wrote:
Southernboy wrote:SHOE SIZE 10.5.... :D
damnit :( :(

shoe size = 8
:wave 12.
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12!!! but how big is your "foot".... :roflmao:
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I've got a foot, but I don't use it as a rule! :shock:
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Southernboy wrote:12!!! but how big is your "foot".... :roflmao:

Ha Ha should have seen that coming :D :colourful:
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Ha Ha should have seen that coming
Must resist

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Vic-Z3 wrote:
Ha Ha should have seen that coming
Must resist

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saw this the other day when filling my other (diesel) car....

So tempting.....
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Vic-Z3 wrote:
Ha Ha should have seen that coming
Must resist

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:D
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....ABSOLUTE CLASSIC !!! :roflmao:
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