Little Johnny

[seasurfer]

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

[Southernboy]

......SS...you've lost it dear woman! You're in need of some top down driving to clear your head....

[seasurfer]

Yes, tomorrow all will be fine - off zedding and out for lunch

[Robert T]

Little Johnny has a lot to answer for...

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

Cheers R.

[Bonzo]

My chum came home from work early one day to find his best friend making love to his wife He picked up a golf club and killed his friend with one swipe! His wife said, "If you keep on like that you won't have any friends left."

[Southernboy]

Little Johnny's Christmas Card ..........

[seasurfer]

Oh heck, what have I started


It was on another forum