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5-up in an Audi Quattro?

Post by Green Genie » Sat 16 Jan, 2016 16:30

The following joke is not meant to cause offence to any of our German/Italian members... :wink:

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala
to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German says
unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs
officer. "Quattro meansa four You have five-a people ina your car and
you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor
over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy
witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno!!!!"

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Re: 5-up in an Audi Quattro?

Post by pingu » Sat 16 Jan, 2016 16:39

He'll have trouble filling a Cinquecento :)

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