Do mature ladies like going topless?

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 18:59

Well I had a great day with the Zed, lonely country lanes to enjoy

Took my dear old mum out to lunch who is saying it quietly 79, but grrrrrrrr she doesn't like going topless, her excuse is it plays havoc with her hair

Bobble hat on the x-mass pressie list then!!

In the meantime any single lady Zed Owners out there who wish to be wined and dined please apply!! ASAP

Tim.

whiteminks · Post by **whiteminks** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 19:04

Tim,

Have you tried the blower knob at 6 oclock with the fan apertures directed at the face.

If you haven't got heated seats and a wind deflector get them for her.

I am a coldy person but I love top down driving and it is best on those cold crisp winter days.

I am a comparative whippersnapper at the moment but I am still going to go topless at 70 ( though I have always been too shy to take my bikini top off on the beach

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TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 19:09

whiteminks wrote:Tim,

Have you tried the blower knob at 6 oclock with the fan apertures directed at the face.

If you haven't got heated seats and a wind deflector get them for her.

I am a coldy person but I love top down driving and it is best on those cold crisp winter days.

I am a comparative whippersnapper at the moment but I am still going to go topless at 70 ( though I have always been too shy to take my bikini top off on the beach )

She has sellotaped all my knobs up

The saving grace is as the Zed doesn't have air con she prefers it to the Corsa VXR which has lol, she hates aircon in modern cars. I do have a backup plan in the form of heated seats which I will switch on to gas mark 5 on the way and hood down on the way back, I'm onto a winner

Tim.

Post by **Robert T** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 19:11

Well my mum likes to get the top down whenever we go out in either of mine - and she doesn't wear a Thelma and Louise type scarf either.

I won't give away her age (a woman must have some secrets), but she could have a free bus pass if she wanted one.

She did like my new wind deflector - so if you don't have one - get one fitted and then your mum has no excuses.

And as for you, P, you don't have enough wrinkles to be considered mature.

Cheers R.

Justin Time · Post by **Justin Time** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 19:18

My Mum flat out refuses to get in, again it's the hair issue. However, if you ask my Sister or any of my Nieces, they'll jump straight in.

c_w · Post by **c_w** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 19:22

Any topless whippersnapper milf pics?

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 19:27

c_w wrote:Any topless whippersnapper milf pics?

lol

The reason my mum likes the Zed over my VXR is it doesn't have those awful uncomfortable Recaro seats!!

Tim.

aj2007 · Post by **aj2007** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 19:32

My mum can get in no problems, she just can't get out again!!!!!!!!!

Just going down to the garage to take her some tea and a brew in a min bless

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 19:36

aj2007 wrote:My mum can get in no problems, she just can't get out again!!!!!!!!!

Just going down to the garage to take her some tea and a brew in a min bless

Never a problem, just tug at the lapels and yank swiftly!!

Tim.

Mr Adds · Post by **Mr Adds** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 20:49

A few years ago when I had my Smart in for a service, I had the lend of a Crossblade for a few days as I knew the service chap.... told my mum she didnt need to wear a crash helmet.... then I took her on the A1 in it..... Now she does'nt let me put the roof down in the Z....

Adam

gina2201 · Post by **gina2201** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 20:51

TitanTim wrote: In the meantime any single lady Zed Owners out there who wish to be wined and dined please apply!! ASAP

Tim.

When are you free?

LOL

///M_aniac · Post by **///M_aniac** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 20:55

Yeah, that old chestnut - women and their hair in the Zed.

My solution - ignore them, drop the roof, turn the radio up or get the foot down (usually the latter) to drown out the complaining. They soon burn themselves out!

C

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:08

gina2201 wrote:
TitanTim wrote: In the meantime any single lady Zed Owners out there who wish to be wined and dined please apply!! ASAP

Tim.
When are you free? LOL

Do you like Thai? or the chippy on the seafront?

Justin Time · Post by **Justin Time** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:11

Damn, you got in there before me, Tim.

Conor, you had me in stitches with that comment. I really need to try that sometime.

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:12

adamski wrote:A few years ago when I had my Smart in for a service, I had the lend of a Crossblade for a few days as I knew the service chap.... told my mum she didnt need to wear a crash helmet.... then I took her on the A1 in it..... Now she does'nt let me put the roof down in the Z....

Adam

Blimey

I think even I would terrified getting into that lol

What happens if you hit a swarm of wasps?

Tim.

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:14

Justin Time wrote:Damn, you got in there before me, Tim.

Conor, you had me in stitches with that comment. I really need to try that sometime.

lol

///M_aniac · Post by **///M_aniac** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:14

Crash helmet required I'd say.

gina2201 · Post by **gina2201** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:16

TitanTim wrote:
gina2201 wrote:
TitanTim wrote: In the meantime any single lady Zed Owners out there who wish to be wined and dined please apply!! ASAP

Tim.
When are you free? LOL
Do you like Thai? or the chippy on the seafront?

Not fussy!

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:23

gina2201 wrote:
TitanTim wrote:
gina2201 wrote: When are you free? LOL
Do you like Thai? or the chippy on the seafront?
Not fussy!

lol. cod n chips it is then!! has to be more romantic

aj2007 · Post by **aj2007** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:25

Would you like us lot to log and give you two a bit of privacy

LOL

///M_aniac · Post by **///M_aniac** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:25

TitanTim wrote:
gina2201 wrote:
TitanTim wrote: Do you like Thai? or the chippy on the seafront?
Not fussy!
lol. cod n chips it is then!! has to be more romantic

Almost as romantic as a large kebab dripping in sauce and sharing napkins to dry and clean up your shirt!

Re the cod n' chips - not in the Zed I hope!! Salt granules and fragments of batter on the Zed interior.

Bring the camera and get some snaps of the occasion. Zed in pride of place of course.

gina2201 · Post by **gina2201** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:27

Well I'm newly single, so need some tlc, bit of retail therapy in buying the car - sorted!

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:27

aj2007 wrote:Would you like us lot to log and give you two a bit of privacy LOL

Thought you had gone to the garage!!!

aj2007 · Post by **aj2007** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:35

Ha ha! Sorry couldn't resist and there's not much on the telly tonite

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:37

gina2201 wrote:Well I'm newly single, so need some tlc, bit of retail therapy in buying the car - sorted!

Awwwwww poor you

now upgraded to Haddock lol

gina2201 · Post by **gina2201** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:38

TitanTim wrote:
gina2201 wrote:Well I'm newly single, so need some tlc, bit of retail therapy in buying the car - sorted!
Awwwwww poor you now upgraded to Haddock lol

Lots of salt and vinger, hmmmm, yummy!

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:38

aj2007 wrote:Ha ha! Sorry couldn't resist and there's not much on the telly tonite

Have to say the guy selling the Terminator Zed spoiler on Fleabay is making my evening lol......doesn't take much

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:40

gina2201 wrote:
TitanTim wrote:
gina2201 wrote:Well I'm newly single, so need some tlc, bit of retail therapy in buying the car - sorted!
Awwwwww poor you now upgraded to Haddock lol
Lots of salt and vinger, hmmmm, yummy!

lol, well Gina I think you did great on the retail therapy front, hope your feeling happier now

gina2201 · Post by **gina2201** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:43

Yep, deffo. Nice to be rolling around in a nice car! Feels good! Sold the Golf yesterday aswell so I'm doing alright at the mo!

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Mon 15 Sep, 2008 21:48

gina2201 wrote:Yep, deffo. Nice to be rolling around in a nice car! Feels good! Sold the Golf yesterday aswell so I'm doing alright at the mo!

Good stuff, you sold the golf quickly

, will let you know when I ever come to sell my cars lol

gina2201 · Post by **gina2201** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 10:39

TitanTim wrote:
gina2201 wrote:Yep, deffo. Nice to be rolling around in a nice car! Feels good! Sold the Golf yesterday aswell so I'm doing alright at the mo!
Good stuff, you sold the golf quickly , will let you know when I ever come to sell my cars lol

No worries, do I get commission?

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 11:12

gina2201 wrote:
TitanTim wrote:
gina2201 wrote:Yep, deffo. Nice to be rolling around in a nice car! Feels good! Sold the Golf yesterday aswell so I'm doing alright at the mo!
Good stuff, you sold the golf quickly , will let you know when I ever come to sell my cars lol
No worries, do I get commission?

lol well I offered you fish n chops last night what more do you want!!!

yalden · Post by **yalden** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 11:24

TitanTim wrote:lol well I offered you fish n chops last night what more do you want!!!

That's an odd combination...

Post by **Robert T** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 11:49

yalden wrote:
TitanTim wrote:lol well I offered you fish n chops last night what more do you want!!!
That's an odd combination...

You never know when someone you pick up through an internet forum is going to turn into an axe murderer!

Cheers R.

adam666999 · Post by **adam666999** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 13:39

dus any1 know the average age of a z owner by any chance??

Bluecar · Post by **Bluecar** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 14:17

Gina, take heed of Robert's wise words. That Fredian slip of Tim's, CHOP instead of CHIP, could be risky.

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 14:36

Well I go away for 5 mins and I'm being labelled an axeman

Do I look like an axeman

Tim.

///M_aniac · Post by **///M_aniac** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 14:36

TitanTim wrote:Well I go away for 5 mins and I'm being labelled an axeman

Do I look like an axeman

Tim.

It's funny you should mention that......

the_///M_widow · Post by **the_///M_widow** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 14:47

///M_aniac wrote:
My solution - ignore them, drop the roof, turn the radio up or get the foot down (usually the latter) to drown out the complaining. They soon burn themselves out!

C

Sorry

Think there will be a little chat about certain issues later

///M_aniac · Post by **///M_aniac** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 14:54

the_///M_widow wrote:
///M_aniac wrote:
My solution - ignore them, drop the roof, turn the radio up or get the foot down (usually the latter) to drown out the complaining. They soon burn themselves out!

C
Sorry
Think there will be a little chat about certain issues later

Damn. She saw the post.

gina2201 · Post by **gina2201** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 15:12

Lol, I am actually having fish and chips later!

unclemart · Post by **unclemart** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 15:19

adam666999 wrote:dus any1 know the average age of a z owner by any chance??

...thinks......age not nessecary but....

Maybe we should have a rogues gallery - admin could make a sticky where everyone can post their own mugshot - (with their Zed's of course)

Post by **Robert T** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 15:32

adam666999 wrote:Maybe we should have a rogues gallery - admin could make a sticky where everyone can post their own mugshot - (with their Zed's of course)

We did this a while back..... I'm not posting a link after last time.... the memories are just too painful....

(runs off and hides behind sofa)

NURSE!

Cheers R.

Justin Time · Post by **Justin Time** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 15:45

Zroadster member picture gallery

Was it the Jodhpurs that put you off, Rob?

Post by **Robert T** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 16:03

Thanks a bunch, Justin. Now I will have to go through therapy all over again.

Cheers R.

Bluecar · Post by **Bluecar** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 16:58

Tim the axe man can be the first one in!!

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 18:35

Bluecar wrote:Tim the axe man can be the first one in!!

Ermmm I think I have an unfair advantage being in disguise like

Bluecar · Post by **Bluecar** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 18:40

Disguise?? Looked real to me!

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Tue 16 Sep, 2008 18:47

Bluecar wrote:Disguise?? Looked real to me!

LOL, you don't really want me to expose myself, its far worse

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