The Marmite Accessory
- Richardenigma
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The Marmite Accessory
Fitted this 'auto-mask' (or 'bra' as its known colloquially) over the weekend to keep the flies off and any flying stones...
The design is slightly flawed but can be relatively easily fixed which should make the 'fit' better but the 'under bonnet' straps are a triumph of the 'close your eyes and hope' school of engineering but again with some thought can be sorted...the RHS is, as a consequence of the pre-modification design, a little 'off beam' which you can see as the headlight washer is covered up!
That just leaves the look...it behooves me to say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but my experience of this forum tells me that to opine is to be right so at the risk of inviting a deluge of negative comments let me be clear...I like its quirkiness...I also like the bemused look from 'eurobox drivers'.
So who likes 'the mask' then?
The design is slightly flawed but can be relatively easily fixed which should make the 'fit' better but the 'under bonnet' straps are a triumph of the 'close your eyes and hope' school of engineering but again with some thought can be sorted...the RHS is, as a consequence of the pre-modification design, a little 'off beam' which you can see as the headlight washer is covered up!
That just leaves the look...it behooves me to say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but my experience of this forum tells me that to opine is to be right so at the risk of inviting a deluge of negative comments let me be clear...I like its quirkiness...I also like the bemused look from 'eurobox drivers'.
So who likes 'the mask' then?
2002 Z3 Coupe 3.0i Auto LHD 1999 Z3M Roadster RHD
- Richardenigma
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Don't get the 'half bra'...I got one in white for my M (they don't do a full version for the M) and to be honest it looked less like a bra and more like a pair of Y-Fronts...it looked...yes 'pants'...
The fit will improve and get tighter when I've sorted the design flaw but it is what it is...
Don't get the 'half bra'...I got one in white for my M (they don't do a full version for the M) and to be honest it looked less like a bra and more like a pair of Y-Fronts...it looked...yes 'pants'...
The fit will improve and get tighter when I've sorted the design flaw but it is what it is...
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Looks a bit....Sid Snot!!!!!!!
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I have looked at it twice and it looks like a black and white cow. I dont know why but it does.
Hornel, they are called 'Fresians'
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Blimey, that's a blast from the past, you've got me on u bend now watching the old clip'sHard Top wrote:Looks a bit....Sid Snot!!!!!!!
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BMW dust caps x 4 (replica)
Little Tree Air Freshener-Vanillaroma (now worn out and in the bin)
2006 AA road atlas (with the latest safety cameras)
BMW dust caps x 4 (replica)
Little Tree Air Freshener-Vanillaroma (now worn out and in the bin)
2006 AA road atlas (with the latest safety cameras)
My other half has just looked at this thread with me and whilst I was trying to think of the words he just said "and he drives it with that on" ...
yes I replied and he just gave me a look and some comment about BMW drivers.
I have to say I agree - its awful to look at but if you've fitted it for practical purposes then only you will know if it "does the job."
It certainly isn't pretty to look at and completely spoils the lines of the car...but just my little humble opinion.
yes I replied and he just gave me a look and some comment about BMW drivers.
I have to say I agree - its awful to look at but if you've fitted it for practical purposes then only you will know if it "does the job."
It certainly isn't pretty to look at and completely spoils the lines of the car...but just my little humble opinion.
...........No Mods...... I like him just the way he is
Looks like something you can only you get from a 'Specialist' licensed shop....
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I have an element of 'M-styling' on my car, If that's a good enough reason for the manufacturers to adorn a 320 with the M badge, then its certainly a good enough reason for me..
i dont really get these things.its like having naff seat covers to preserve the seats for the next owner to enjoy.you cant take it with you so live for now and use it in all its beauty.if you dont the next person to own it sure will.i take mine down a farm track everyday and flies and stone chips are the least of my worries(splitting the fuel tank/tearing a hole in the exhaust/sump damage or removing the front spoiler are more of a concern).just wash the car once a week and dont drive too close to the car in front.
- Richardenigma
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My secret is out Oxo...I converted some of my thongs...
I completely accept the point about why would I protect the bonnet by using the mask when there are greater potential dangers...and for the record I do wash it every week (it's white and that requirement comes with the territory)!
I've taken it off as it needs to be modified and it shouldn't be on for more than 7 days continually apparently...I also only intend to use it for prolonged hot spells (so hardly ever I hear you say) which might minimise its appearance!
Don't forget that tits can and do exist even without a bra...and generally they're much more visible as a result
I completely accept the point about why would I protect the bonnet by using the mask when there are greater potential dangers...and for the record I do wash it every week (it's white and that requirement comes with the territory)!
I've taken it off as it needs to be modified and it shouldn't be on for more than 7 days continually apparently...I also only intend to use it for prolonged hot spells (so hardly ever I hear you say) which might minimise its appearance!
Don't forget that tits can and do exist even without a bra...and generally they're much more visible as a result
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I know that postings are trying to be polite, but it really is the most terrible abuse of a lovely white z3 to put that leather monstrosity on the front. There is a lot of worry about the odd mark on the bodywork of cars by some owners on this site and I think that a lot of the enjoyment of owning such a car is lost if you are obsessively worried about one or two scars. I have heard one owner say that if his perfect car gained any marks, he would have to sell it. I believe that mosques are deliberately built with some inperfections in them because Moslims believe that nothing except God should be perfect. And carvings in some churches have a small section left unfinished for the same reason. I think that this sort of attitude frees us to enjoy our possesions more fully. I have often heard people who have just bought a brand new car are a lot happier after it has received its first mark, as they no longer have to worry about it. So, I suggest, we should buy a tube of touch up paint, put the roof down (without worrying about the rear window getting scratched) and have some fun.
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As the arbiter of 'good taste', albeit self-appointed, I thank you for your candour...I would counsel you to avoid the temptation to speak for everyone else or indeed draw an erronneous conculsion about why I chose to buy and use the mask. I'm neither obsessive or compulsive and even drive both my Zeds 'au naturelle' as and when the fancy grabs me...I've even been known to smile once in a while
Clearly you are not a fan of an auto-mask and as its your opinion who am I to gainsay it...but thanks for participating John
Clearly you are not a fan of an auto-mask and as its your opinion who am I to gainsay it...but thanks for participating John
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No offence taken John...its hard to convey meaning over and above the written word on here and I suspect I may have been a little sensitive!
Having had my M resprayed as a consequence of stone damage I was keen to try something preventative but even though I like the mask the fact that this one is ill-fitting doesn't really help I'd have to concede!
Just be grateful I didn't show you the white 'half-bra'...I put it on once and immediately took it off and vowed never to use it again!
Having had my M resprayed as a consequence of stone damage I was keen to try something preventative but even though I like the mask the fact that this one is ill-fitting doesn't really help I'd have to concede!
Just be grateful I didn't show you the white 'half-bra'...I put it on once and immediately took it off and vowed never to use it again!
2002 Z3 Coupe 3.0i Auto LHD 1999 Z3M Roadster RHD
I have a Colgan Bra mine has got a carbon effect, are we allowed to have them sort of number plates I only intend to use ours for the cruises we go on due to the fact when we went on the Wales one our car got peppered with stone chips, We are going to get the front end resprayed when we get back off our hols, so we wont bother using it till after that is done.
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Out of interest where did you get yours from? any pics to share?billz wrote:I have a Colgan Bra mine has got a carbon effect, are we allowed to have them sort of number plates I only intend to use ours for the cruises we go on due to the fact when we went on the Wales one our car got peppered with stone chips, We are going to get the front end resprayed when we get back off our hols, so we wont bother using it till after that is done.
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I got ours from America Tim, hence why i am asking about the Number Plate. Its a 2 piece one. I will stick it oneither when i get back from work tomorrow or Sunday and take some pics and post them.
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Cheers bill, just been looking on their website, it says theyre custom made so I guess if you send them our plate dimensions then they'll make one to fit.billz wrote:I got ours from America Tim, hence why i am asking about the Number Plate. Its a 2 piece one. I will stick it oneither when i get back from work tomorrow or Sunday and take some pics and post them.
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I know they are mainly for the US market, i only gave them my address and assumed they would do it for the UK version but hey assumptions a dangerous thing, so now the bottom wont fit only way is to put that style of plate on but that isnt an issue if its legal.
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oh I don't think you can fit a different sized plate for it to stay legalbillz wrote:I know they are mainly for the US market, i only gave them my address and assumed they would do it for the UK version but hey assumptions a dangerous thing, so now the bottom wont fit only way is to put that style of plate on but that isnt an issue if its legal.
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