Sex of your car

miller1098 · Post by **miller1098** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 16:25

Here's the new relationship in my life ,haven't decided the sex of it yet !how do you decide the sex of your cars?

Gazza · Post by **Gazza** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 16:33

Mines female

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 16:42

It's really elementary...the time will come when you're doing some maintenance and you're in a really awkward position, very little space to get the leverage you need etc etc...the spanner / screwdriver whatever will slip, you'll skin your knuckles, bump your elbow, head etc etc and you'll utter the expletive..."B***H!".....

miller1098 · Post by **miller1098** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 17:23

Southernboy wrote:It's really elementary...the time will come when you're doing some maintenance and you're in a really awkward position, very little space to get the leverage you need etc etc...the spanner / screwdriver whatever will slip, you'll skin your knuckles, bump your elbow, head etc etc and you'll utter the expletive..."B***H!".....

My usual explitive is person born of unmarried parents .so still undecided, but keep bouncing the ideas because its more than an inanimate object and deserves not to be emasculated

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 17:25

...then don't sex it...just call it by some endearment..."beast" or some such...

Eastsix · Post by **Eastsix** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 17:26

All of my cars have been female. Anything I ride every day has to be female. Some have been more feminine than others, some not terribly ladylike. others utterly elegant and beatiful, like my last car

But ALL have been female.

Eastsix · Post by **Eastsix** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 17:31

miller1098 wrote:Here's the new relationship in my life ,haven't decided the sex of it yet !how do you decide the sex of your cars?

I Love that first picture. It looks like you got to near the end of the lane and pulled a handbreak turn to park it

Kornknarr · Post by **Kornknarr** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 17:51

I had to check to see if you had stolen my car.

I have never had that relationship to cars until I bought my first zed. When I chashed her and we limped home I patted her on the dash and said "so, so Bettan, you'll live through this..." (Bettan is short for Elisabeth in Sweden). Both the name and the sex came automatically. She did not survive though. The next a 2.8 was also a lady though more like a Wagnerian valkyria so her name was Brynhilde. Now I have an estoril MR and its definitely female though she has no name yet. But hell she's got attitude!

PCSAM · Post by **PCSAM** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 17:55

mine must be a sexy woman

...........drains me of all my cash

Z3cade · Post by **Z3cade** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 19:32

How do you sex your car? That's easy...

Just lift up its skirt and have a look!!!

Kornknarr · Post by **Kornknarr** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 19:37

Make sure it's not tartan – unless that's what you like.

Titan · Post by **Titan** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 19:47

With such a pretty face, curvaceous lines, long body, voluptuous hips and tidy rear to say nothing of that deep throaty voice, the Zed is just an inanimate object

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Z3cade · Post by **Z3cade** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 19:59

The question is.... Is it gay or straight?...

Kornknarr · Post by **Kornknarr** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 20:19

straight sex, no six

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 20:28

Mines a Ladyboy

Tim.

Badman gee · Post by **Badman gee** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 20:33

TitanTim wrote:Mines a Ladyboy

Tim.

yep, i agree

whiteminks · Post by **whiteminks** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 20:57

Nah mine are red blooded males with exhausts to prove it ! Vroooooooooooooom

Z3cade · Post by **Z3cade** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 21:02

Badman gee wrote:
TitanTim wrote:Mines a Ladyboy

Tim.
yep, i agree

They say a persons car reflects its owner..

TitanTim · Post by **TitanTim** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 21:13

Z3cade wrote:
Badman gee wrote:
TitanTim wrote:Mines a Ladyboy

Tim.
yep, i agree
They say a persons car reflects its owner..

shhhhh you better edit that quick before the whole forum sees it

Tim.

swamper · Post by **swamper** » Tue 19 Mar, 2013 23:32

mines a bitch.......!

it keeps trying to kill me.......like the rest of the women in my life,,,,,,

Kornknarr · Post by **Kornknarr** » Wed 20 Mar, 2013 06:21

Good thread. Good to know that you are not the only slightly unhinged loony out there

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Wed 20 Mar, 2013 06:40

If anything...mines an "it"...because "it" demands my attention, money and "it" gives me pleasure, pain and frustration. So "it" plays a fairly large part in my life, but most of all "it's" my escape with the roof down and my foot down under the big blue sunny skies down here in SA.

Kornknarr · Post by **Kornknarr** » Wed 20 Mar, 2013 07:49

I've been enough times in SA to be a bit jealous. There is more than one road and mountain pass I'd like to experience top down!

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Wed 20 Mar, 2013 09:14

....yes the Cape Town area, the Eastern Cape, the North Eastern areas around Lydenburg, and ofcourse..."Oh **** " corner...where you can do 160 around the bends, and on the last bend, which is a blind one, you are suddenly faced with the "T" junction about 75 meters in front of you....

miller1098 · Post by **miller1098** » Wed 20 Mar, 2013 18:48

I'm in the fortunate position that at the moment we have 2 yes 2 Z3 on our drive,in trying to solve the debate about the sex of the cars i drove the 2 back to back.The 2.8 is definitely female or a very convincing ladyboy im not complaining either way!However i'm still undecided on the sex of the M.do the words sex and M go together? because i dont feel sexy in it but since my prostate op i dont quite think with the same levels of testosterone as i used to

,i still have quite a lot of it in my right foot though

Z3cade · Post by **Z3cade** » Wed 20 Mar, 2013 18:54

I find the M quite masculine if I'm honest.. A real bruiser

seasurfer · Post by **seasurfer** » Wed 20 Mar, 2013 19:38

The 2.8 is a he, and i inherited the 1.9 as a she, so one of each

very happy.

tom_sk · Post by **tom_sk** » Thu 21 Mar, 2013 00:05

Eastsix wrote:Anything I ride every day has to be female

EVERY day? You must still be in your prime then! Can just about remember being an 'every day' man

Eastsix wrote:Some have been more feminine than others, some not terribly ladylike.....

Sounds like the clientele of some of the clubs I used to frequent when I was still an 'every day' man

Badman gee · Post by **Badman gee** » Thu 21 Mar, 2013 02:23

tom_sk wrote:
Eastsix wrote:Anything I ride every day has to be female
EVERY day? You must still be in your prime then! Can just about remember being an 'every day' man

Eastsix wrote:Some have been more feminine than others, some not terribly ladylike.....
Sounds like the clientele of some of the clubs I used to frequent when I was still an 'every day' man

Been out with a few pigs in my time

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Thu 21 Mar, 2013 08:53

OK...I admit it...female....

Julie Z3 · Post by **Julie Z3** » Sun 24 Mar, 2013 17:47

I quickly looked and thought it said "sex in your car", now that would be a feat in a Z, or possibly a whole new thread

miller1098 · Post by **miller1098** » Sun 24 Mar, 2013 18:06

top off naturally

John1950 · Post by **John1950** » Sun 24 Mar, 2013 18:17

Ah - I misread it - I thought it said, 'sex IN your car' - I was about to spill the beans (so to speak)

miller1098 · Post by **miller1098** » Sun 24 Mar, 2013 18:34

not on the leather please

swamper · Post by **swamper** » Wed 27 Mar, 2013 17:54

its what the hoops are for..!

miller1098 · Post by **miller1098** » Wed 27 Mar, 2013 20:17

swamper wrote:its what the hoops are for..!

Thanks for that but im afraid it might need a little more explanation. took my better half out to the car"wife" even though its cold got her top off....the car, still cant work out how the hoops work?

swamper · Post by **swamper** » Wed 27 Mar, 2013 20:23

if you cant work it out ..im not telling

miller1098 · Post by **miller1098** » Wed 27 Mar, 2013 20:57

swamper wrote:if you cant work it out ..im not telling

My wife has taken up yoga and ive put my back out,i think you have tell , for the sake of the overstreched NHS they could have a rush of Z related injurys!

swamper · Post by **swamper** » Wed 27 Mar, 2013 23:31

miller..if your wife has taken up yoga then your sorted....you dont need the zed

mines taken up somthing........ignoring me !

miller1098 · Post by **miller1098** » Thu 28 Mar, 2013 00:03

mines taken up somthing........ignoring me !

Your so lucky how do you do it ?roll hoops and a silent wife!some people get all the luck

Southernboy · Post by **Southernboy** » Fri 29 Mar, 2013 04:32

I think Swamper is suggesting a creature with a opposable large toe on it's feet......