caption competition
caption competition
up for grabs is 1 black plastic tyre valve dust cover to the winner .......
now lets have some fun ......
the judges will be a mix of distinguished members and some not so (not picked them yet )
closing date has not been decided yet (just keep the captions coming)
rules are simple : they dont have be Z related , anything goes
let the fun begin......(if this is sucsesfull i may do more )
now here comes the picture you have to think up an original (funny also works) caption .good luck
now lets have some fun ......
the judges will be a mix of distinguished members and some not so (not picked them yet )
closing date has not been decided yet (just keep the captions coming)
rules are simple : they dont have be Z related , anything goes
let the fun begin......(if this is sucsesfull i may do more )
now here comes the picture you have to think up an original (funny also works) caption .good luck
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mmmmm, Let me see, do I want rare, medium or well done?
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Does my nose look wet enough?
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"Now there's an ass I could lick all day! "
Gazza
"Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car, oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you"
Z3 S54 M roadster , BMW Z1, BMW M3 CSL, Z4M Coupe
"Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car, oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you"
Z3 S54 M roadster , BMW Z1, BMW M3 CSL, Z4M Coupe
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I thought I was the beach bum around here.
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"all buns and no sausages again!"
Cheers R.
Cheers R.
Arctic Silver '99 Z3 1.9 & Black '59 Frogeye 1275cc
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Now that really is some pedigree, chums.
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Pistol968 wrote:I thought I was the beach bum around here.
This is my favourite - so far!
John Walker
Baarn, Holland
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The Zed | 2.8 | Topaz Blue | Z4 alloys |97K
Baarn, Holland
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The Zed | 2.8 | Topaz Blue | Z4 alloys |97K
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The photograhper has definitely taken the woof with the smooth
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. Harry Callahan.
BMW dust caps x 4 (replica)
Little Tree Air Freshener-Vanillaroma (now worn out and in the bin)
2006 AA road atlas (with the latest safety cameras)
BMW dust caps x 4 (replica)
Little Tree Air Freshener-Vanillaroma (now worn out and in the bin)
2006 AA road atlas (with the latest safety cameras)
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Typical, you pick a nice position on the beach with a great view of the sea and then some arseholes come along and spoil it.
caption competition
Doggie style ?
caption competition
It was crufts or the beach...........
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"Wish me luck guy's, here goes, worlds first test of Lynx for Dogs"
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Toony - are you a greengrocer, by any chance?Toony wrote:"Wish me luck guy's, here goes, worlds first test of Lynx for Dogs"
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Jeez, how any photos is this guy going to take of me?
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Hi GRA100 - that's an unusual question ! - no, i've spent all my working life in the automotive industry (camshafts and tappets rather than cucumbers and sprouts). What prompts the question mate ?100GRA wrote:Toony - are you a greengrocer, by any chance?Toony wrote:"Wish me luck guy's, here goes, worlds first test of Lynx for Dogs"
Cheers,
Toony
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100GRA wrote:Toony - are you a greengrocer, by any chance?
You've obviously never heard of the grocer's apostropheToonyToony wrote:Hi GRA100 - that's an unusual question ! ............What prompts the question mate ?
As for the caption competition, it doesn't need one if the dog's tongue can be photo-shopped into a drool
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PHOTOSHOP entry's are welcome ......... just dont ruin the backgroundTitan wrote:100GRA wrote:Toony - are you a greengrocer, by any chance?
You've obviously never heard of the grocer's apostropheToonyToony wrote:Hi GRA100 - that's an unusual question ! ............What prompts the question mate ?
As for the caption competition, it doesn't need one if the dog's tongue can be photo-shopped into a drool
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Hey fellas, have you seen these bitches?
Z3lda (Zelda), 1998 2.8, Montreal Blue, Beige Oregon leather interior and M steering wheel, Sports Seats, Wood trim, Chrome Line Interior, Centre armrest with Cupholder, Alpina Softline wheels, Chromed Angel Eyes, De- tango'd, Rear stone guards, Sport aerial, ASC front strut brace, Strong Strut Butt Strut and Body Brace, Uprated brake fluid, Yellowstuff pads 78k.
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Bonzo- "Hey fellas, have you seen these bitches?" Love it.
I was going to put something like- I've just run five miles after hearing someone say there were some hot bitches on the beach! but thought this might come across a little un PC so I'm glad you blazed the trail...
I was going to put something like- I've just run five miles after hearing someone say there were some hot bitches on the beach! but thought this might come across a little un PC so I'm glad you blazed the trail...
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Came here looking for somewhere to bury my bone !
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another typical day at the beach- all skin and boner.
This thread is rapidly going down hill......
This thread is rapidly going down hill......