English man in Wales

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huntert
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A man walks into a welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer.
The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him..."Where are you from? You sound English"
"I'm from just across the river severn," replies the man nervously.
"What do you do, just across the Severn?"
"I'm a taxidermist."
"What on earth is one of those?"
"I mount animals."
"Its alright boys," shouts the barman he's one of us.
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:-D :roflmao:
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He must be talking about an experience he suffered in #england Pr===
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Surprised this posting has remained - has clearly caused offence to at least one member.
UK tribal humour perhaps not best suited to a car forum with international members.

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Ha-ha-ha ha-ha , great made me laugh!!
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Hornel can take it.. He likes a good sheep rustling
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hornel Z3M wrote:He must be talking about an experience he suffered in #england Pr===
Yes, Paul, we thought he looked a bit sheepish!! :roll:
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Any complaints ?
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Del wrote:Surprised this posting has remained - has clearly caused offence to at least one member.
UK tribal humour perhaps not best suited to a car forum with international members.

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Oddly, that joke did the rounds about 20 years ago (showing my age...) But it was about two Aussie truckers in the outback...they come across a village where they see a sign saying "Taxidermist"...the rest is much the same...
I suppose one could apply the story to many different groups..including some parts of the USA and for that matter..England too... Or out here...We've just had a couple busted for doing exactly that!!
I wouldn't get too excited by the story...it's a "schoolboy" joke...
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In the past few weeks, in the town where i live... there has been a guy taken to caught for getting it on with a horse.
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Did he win by a short head?? :roflmao:
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huntert wrote:In the past few weeks, in the town where i live... there has been a guy taken to court for getting it on with a horse.
Don't tell me.... His defence was that he just happened to be standing on a crate in a field at night having a pee when the horse mysteriously reversed onto him... Right?
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Gazza wrote:Any complaints ?

Yes, you have too many nice cars :P
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hornel Z3M wrote:
Gazza wrote:Any complaints ?

Yes, you have too many nice cars :P

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