The British Way....

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Southernboy
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The British Way....

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something light for a sunday evening... :D

"A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was dragging himself through the Afghan desert when he spotted something in the distance.

Hoping to find some water, he hurried towards an oasis, only to find a British soldier selling Regimental ties !!

"Do you have water" demanded the Taliban...

The soldier replied..."There is no water. The well is dry. But would you like to buy a tie...they're only £5.00..."

"I don't need an over priced tie you infedel" shouted the Taliban... "I need water ! I should kill you...but first I must find water!! "

"OK" replied the soldier..." It doesn't matter that you don't want to buy a tie, and that you hate me. I will show you that I am much bigger than that, and a better human being than you. I f you continue over that hill for about two miles, you will find the Officers' Mess...and all the ice cold water you need..."

Cursing, the Taliban dragged himself off towards the hill...
Several hours later, he dragged himself back even more parched...and rasped...

"They won't let me in without a F...k.ng tie !" :sunny
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Very good my lad Is a grenadier and appreciates that one.
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